Revengeful Animal Toys

Gadgets - Toys

Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:40

Unicorns are magical creatures that exist only for those who believe. When they are not frolicking in dewy meadows or posing on windy cliffs they are helping believers do away with daily annoyances. Are you tired of being accosted by creepy mimes? Does the new age lady at the bookstore get on your nerves? Does the arragont businessman talking on his cell phone in a crowded elevator drive you crazy? Close your eyes, take a deep breath and summon a unicorn. If you believe in the magic of unicorns with all your heart and soul they will answer your call. Everyone wants an imaginary unicorn friend that they can call forth to smite their enemies. The Avenging Unicorn Play Set has everything you need to use the power of the unicorn to rid your life of irritations.

This plays set comes with a 3-3/4" hard vinyl unicorn, four magical Horns (classic spiral, chrome, glow and pearlescent), and three 3-1/8" figures to impale; a new age woman, a businessman, and a mime. Let's repeat that, a MIME. YOU GET TO IMPALE A MIME!!! Well, the unicorn does. [via]

Keep cuteness from overrunning the world, get the The Avenging Narwhal Play Set. This Avenging Narwhal set comes with three of the Narwhal's natural enemies, three 1-1/2" inch figures; A penguin, a baby seal, and a koala. Also are included four magical tusks to impale these "oh, so cute" animals. Each of the four magical tusks has its own unique powers

Crystal: mind control, hypnosis, global communication
Onyx: instant paralysis
Ruby: drains the blood of its victims
Ice: freezes water, creates icebergs, chills beverages

The Narwhal is 5-1/2" long.Only one Narwhal per set